Gideot
an english upper-cl-ss white male with no intelligence, but lots of rich friends, a cocaine habit and very high opinion of himself
my new boss has been telling me how to do my job, even though he doesn’t know what i do and he’s off his face on c-ke again. he’s a total gideot.
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