Giesel’s Law of Diminishing Returns
the more p-rn you watch, the more hardcore the p-rn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. for example, if you watch p-rn sporadically regular straight p-rn will do the trick. however, if you’re a giesel and m-st-rb-t- 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart p-rn to get you off.
palmer: dude, last night lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. you know he had to be w-nking to 2 girls 1 cup or some b–st–lity incest or something.
pat shea: how do you know that?
palmer: cuz of giesel’s law of diminishing returns, that’s how
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