Gift Spoon
the offer made by girls looking to be held and cuddled to guys who are not there boyfriend or they are not wanting to have s-x with. guys hate this.
hey i saw that girl’s car over at you place last night were you closing the deal??
naaa man all she offered was a gift spoon.
ahh sh-t thats cold at least she could have gave you a little spork job
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