GiftFace
noun 1. the contortion of one’s face when feigning excitement, happiness or grat-tude for a terrible, terrible christmas gift.
i had another set of towels for christmas. seriously, i had to pull the ultimate giftface. all i really wanted was a handbag from harvey nicks
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