Gilbert

a devilish romancer with knowledge of his charming good looks, a dancefreak who always has a new dance partner.
never commits. always texting or mysp-cing a new lady every minute. always gives one or 2 word replys.
so i was dancing with gilbert last night and he was totally texting some other girl when i tried having a conversation with him! he’s such a dancefreak i walked away once and he was already dancing with my cousin!
handsome,s-xy very very big down low and a sweet talker with a kind heart so you know he does good with the ladies. not too good with school but does enough to get by maybe a little more if hes bored but overall hes a cool guy who likes to hang out with lots of friends n talk to a different girl every day of the week. he is also an extremely great lover who no girl ever forgets or regrets
oh whos that guy?oh he’s gilbert,you know the guy who is big down low? hes really sweet you should get to know him i hear hes great in the sack.
gilbert is a sentimentalist, open minded guy. he can be one of the must trustful persons you can ever meet. his eyes are usually the door to his soul. gilbert can be optimistic, lazy and funny. he is usually short but has a great heart. he loves to be in company. he likes to express his feeling and likes to let people know how much he loves/care about them. usually a music weirdo. he doesn’t have a really high self-esteem but doesn’t really care about it. sometimes when he is sad the only thing that can cheer him up is a hug from his partner in crime. he likes to show people how much he appreciate them and sometimes he is misunderstood.

when he is in a relationship he is really loyal and p-ssionate, but he doesn’t fall for anyone. he swallows every sadness and tries not to show how he really feels. he can be the best friend in the whole wide world. random is his second name. most of the people don’t like when he is too loud or when he is in the nonsense mood, but those things makes gilbert special. he can also be a loner and quite guy. when he has a best friend he can be like a brother and when he is in a relationship he is the best of the best in any way… he always is thinking about things that don’t make any sense or about stuff that most of the people don’t think or don’t care about. if you have a gilbert in your life, don’t let him go and hold him tightly. he is one of a kind, spend with him all the time you can, he can be quite a company and a great brother.
you have a gilbert?
i need one!
a thirsty -ss n-gg- who try’s to get at any girl.
look at the gilbert all over them girls
(noun) the name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time “next time.”
“are you raging tonight”

“h-ll yeah”

two hours later (11:45 pm)

“i’m calling it a night, sorry man”

“dude, it’s not even midnight!!”

“sorry dude”

“way to pull a gilbert!”
the sh-ttiest city with the worst kids in arizona
“hey did you hear about that trash city in arizona”
“what? gilbert?”
a manatee
d-mn why does gilbert look like such a manatee?

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