Giles Cooke
a person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarr-ss him and those around him. they are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite s-x would be swarming around them.the term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarr-ssing and socially threatening s-xual mishap/c-ck-up
“that indian resturant is pricey…but cheap”
“what do you call people that have no parents”
“the sky looks low tonight”
“i dont know how to tuck in my shirt”
“if i didnt have spots, all the women would want me”
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)”i forgot to shoot!”
“i tried to screw her, with a flop on”
all these quotes are from the original and only giles laurence cooke. any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, const-tutes the quotee to be a “giles cooke”
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