gilfa
acronym for “grannies i’d like to f-ck -n-lly”. it’s a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. you’d like to f-ck her -n-lly, because:
1) you don’t want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
holy sh-t! remerber the gilf of the other day? well guess what, she’s pregnant now. from now, i’m only hunting gilfa’s.
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