Gilgy the Great
gilgy is an extremely popular northern chavist campaigner. he sub-conciously promotes all chavist culture and ideals with every step he takes, practically pioneering the art of living in a skip and stealing jewellery to all of mankind. he is appeased with chav worship everyday, primarily to satiate his thirst for chavist acts of asbh and ingratuitous violence.
there is only one true chav king, and you are reading his long-overdue description now.
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