Gillette Fusion


a new kind of razor, made by gillette, that is extremely pointless. it consists of not 1, not 2, but 5 blades! it has such a precise cut, i mean incision, in one’s face that it will even make the -ss of an elephant bare.
d-mn mother f-cking gillette fusion, that sh-t is so strong that the doctor had to sew 4 st-tches in my f-cking cheek! f-ckin’ ay!

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