Gimme shimmee
1- the extreme of “gimme mine.” instead of a “swipe” of simply the back of the neck, one does a 2 handed swipe of the front and back of the neck. use if and only if “taking yours” is deemed too light a correctional punishment or if one repeatedly says something stupid, and “taking yours” doesnt seem to be ceasing their stupid remarks.
example 1: james- “yo man… last night i wanted to shave my legs, but i didn’t know how. so i woke up my hott mom and had her shave them for me.”
crawford- “wowwww.. gimme shimmee”
example 2: doug- “i went for a run to the end of landing and outta nowhere some giant birds started attacking me!”
nolan- “gimme mine”
2 minutes p-ss…
nolan- “doug… why didn’t you come hang out with us last night… you coulda gotten laid by some hott chicks.”
doug- “i had to read a portrait of the artist as a young man by james joyce. a truly compelling work of literature.”
nolan- “yeahhh… i’ll take mine”
30 seconds p-ss…
nolan- “so with all your reading yesterday, did you have time to catch any of the mets-yankees extra inning game?”
doug- “nope… i was too engulfed in viewing the 5 hour long i love lucy marathon”(makes a triumphant fist pumping motion in the air)
nolan- “wowwww… gimme shimmee”
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