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a glisp is the stereotypically gay style of speech exhibited by queens and lesser male queer royalty. typically accompanied by rainbows and the occasional whistly “s” sound common in words like “shoes,” “cookies,” and “sister.” can be attributed to kings and lesser female royalty, but the glisp itself sounds very different. origin: combination of gay […]
- Soul Power Squeeze
(n) (also know as “flatulication”) the act of engaging in s-xual intercourse in which one of the partic-p-nts releases a seismic flatch. this occurs due to the build up of tension while attempting to refrain from flatulating by contracting the b-ttocks. the pressure becomes too great, and a fart tears out of the b-tt, resulting […]
- Glock Work
killing or hurting someone with a gun. but in this case it would be a “glock”. aye n-gg- ima put in some glock work on dat fool.
- Brunis
bruising of the male s-x organ (p-n-s). “that stripper was so rough, she gave me a brunis!”
- gloves or mittens?
the two different types of hand holding. gloves: hand holding with interlocking fingers. mittens: hand holding with non-interlocking fingers. girl 1: we walked and held hands girl 2: wait, was it gloves or mittens? girl 1: gloves! girl 2: oh snap! so it’s serious!?