gimpy pirate


you blow a load in a chick’s eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a gimpy pirate.
i gave that hooker the gimpy pirate and then ran away without paying!
a gimpy pirate is a s-xual maneuver where a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
dude, last night was hilarious, i gimpy pirate’d my girlfriend. she was p-ssed though.

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