gingervitis
a disease held by a kid who has orange hair, pale skin and freckles on his face. don’t confuse them with kids with orange hair but without the skin and freckles. those freaks are known as daywalkers.
ron howard is a total gingervitis patient
the horrible disease that infects every single red haired person. symptoms include: red hair, freckles, the lack of one’s soul, and the feeling that you just don’t belong in society. gingervitis can be p-ssed on to other people with the harmful bite, this bite can spread the disease to any person, so be careful around ginger kids.
andy : dude did you see that soul-less ginger kid?
eric : yeah, he definetly has gingervitis, don’t let him bite you.
an incredibly serious disease in children. symptoms are red hair, white skin, and freckles.
okay, yeah, so gingervitis is not actually serious. but it was on south park (season 9 episode 11) !
the disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. often confused with gingivitis, a gum disease.
ginger: if you don’t stop being such a douche, i’ll give you gingervitis
guy: ok, ok, sorry.
the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger
i’ll bet ron howard would give you aweful gingervitis
a disease carried by a person/ginger with red hair. once contracted it is not curable. contracting this disease is as easy as kiss a ginger. if the person has dyed red hair they do not have the disease. this disease is highly spreadable and is genetic.
girl:omg i can’t believe we kissed last night!
boy(ginger):hey um….
girl:what is it?
boy(ginger): welcome to the wonderful world of gingervitis.
girl:noooooooooooo
the disease that plagues all gingers of the world.
oh my god; did you see how bad a case of gingervitis that kid had!
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