gingervitus

horrible disease. forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

if you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a ‘ginger kid’.

symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

to learn more on the subject watch the ‘ginger kids’ episode of south park.
trevor: ha! look a ginger kid!
devan: that poor b-st-rd has gingervitus.
disease carried by gingers; causes loss of soul, ability to physically deal with sunlight, and freckle break outs.
“that red head over there just sneezed on me, think i should get tested for gingervitus?”
ginger kids are born with a desise witch causes verry light skin, red hair and freckles. this desise is called ginger vitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls. kids that have ginger vitus can not be cured. because there skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike vampires. some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles. these people are called day-walkers.
“i feel sorry for that kid over there, he has no soal so he got ginger vitus”
an incurable , chronic disease. symptoms include red hair, white skin, freckles, howling at the full moon, and in some severe cases ocd.only way to relieve symptoms is to devour souls.
ex 1:
mike:”dude is gingervitus an std?”

doug:”nah bro you can only catch it if you get bit by one”
gingervitus is not real, having red hair and freckles is not a disease at all. its like how hispanics are usually tan with brown hair or black hair, you can easily describe a hispanic, now gingers have souls and i know that because i am one, but obviousely theres differant types of gingers. because most gingers i know have curly bright orange hair and are white with freckles and blue eyes, and are often chunky. now i have brownish red hair, freckles, green eyes, and i am skinny, and quite tan for a ginger, but compared to a brunette im probably white. its a flipping hair color that often comes with other traits such as pale skin, and freckles. so shut up with the gingervitus! okay?
gingervitus? man thats a bunch of bull! they dont know what theyre talking bout, gingervitus….my -ss. that aint no disease.
a genetic condition that causes one to have red hair, pale skin and frekkles
i have gingervitus.
a disease, normally affecting women, whereby the sufferer finds herself inexplicably and totally attracted to men with red or “ginger” hair. the disease, which has no known cure as of yet, is normally acquired after one has a severe infatuation with a particularly attractive and s-xy ginger, leading the sufferer to believe all red-heads are equally attractive.
girl 1: omg i have a bad case of the gingervitus, i keep seeing ridiculously s-xy redheads everywhere i go! i don’t know what to do!
girl 2: ah the same thing has been happening to me ever since i saw that s-xy beast rupert grint in harry potter and the half blood prince.

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