Gingle
the act of paying an individual (mainly a gentleman) to wash your genitalia with the use of a bar of soap (no hand soap) in a vigorous yet effective manner.
‘my b-lls were so dirty, i had to go get them gingled by the gingle meister’.
“was he good ?’
‘yeah, a highly trained professional, skills p-ssed on through generations’
‘nice’
indicative of an incredibly small scr-t-m or t-st-cl-s. typical of the alabama region but seen as far west as kansas; now starting to surface in colorado. gingles are hereditary.
sally: how was your date last night with colby?
tara: good, but i don’t think it will last.
sally: why is that?
tara: well he is rather small, if you know what i mean, and has gingles. i wouldn’t want my kids to have to deal with that. it must be aweful to live life with gingles.
the desperate position of both being ginger and single
that paul scholes is so gingle it hurts my -rs-
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