gipping string
used in h-m-s-xual intercourse, or hetro–n-l intercourse. the “gipping string” is a length of fine string with a small piece of bacon rind tied to one end. the reciver swallows the bacon rind leaving the string coming out of their mouth, and the intercourse commences. at the point of -rg-sm, the string is pulled, bringing the bacon back up the receivers throat, causing them to gag, and their sphincter to clench tightly on the givers s-x organ.
and that, my friends, is truly gipping!
i tried the gipping string out on sebastian the other night, the -rg-sm as he clenched and gagged was truly awsome. shame he puked everywhere though
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