Gir
get it right
you’re so f-cking stupid #gir
zim’s robot on the nicolodeon show invader zim, made from garbage, and has a very short attention span. one of the many creations by jhonen vasquez
i love gir, he’s the best character!
the stupidly adorable and most loved character in ‘invader zim’ on nickoleodeon
gir:i’m gonna sing the doom song now…doom,doom,doomed,dee,doom
zim:shut up!
gir is the greatest cartoon character to ever be made. he is soooo much cooler than everyone. hes hot wearing his dog suit, flying the pig, or as his robot self. hes the reason that invader zim was on air so long.
omg i love gir!!! he is sooo kool!!
the most f-cking kick -ss charictar from invader zimever!!! gir is the name of a disfuctional sir unit. he’s f-cking cool and totally random. it’s impossible not to like him unless you’re a f-ckin idiot.
(1)if you don’t like gir, get your head checked, i’m sure there’s some sort of brain lesion… if there’s even a brain at all…
(2) an example of gir’s amazingness…
“sammich!!!”
“i had a sammich in my head”
“i wanna be a mongoose. can i be a mongoose dog?”
“i’m dancin’ like a monkey!”
“i’m naked!”
“i saw a aquirrel. it was doin’ like this, ‘tk tk tk tk tk'”
“i love this show…”
“i miss you cupcake.”
“i love-ed you piggy, i love-ed you!!!”
“let’s make biscuits. let’s make biscuits!!”
“yes! wait a minute, no.”
“yay!! we’re doomed!”
“aww, i wanted to explode.”
“hi baby!!!”
“where did the last piggy go?”
“where’s my bees?”
“my walnuts!!”
“i know. i’m scared too.”
“tacotacotaco.”
“i’m gonna roll around on the floor for a bit. kay?”
“i got chocolate bubble gum!”
“i gotta go pig. i’ll see ya later.”
“i gonna eat a rat!”
“but i need tacos. i need them or i will explode. that happens to me some times.”
“i can see up ii’s no-ose.”
“meow!”
“why is his head so big? why is his head so big?”
“nothing.”
“leprechauns.”
“no! wait! come back! i need stuff!”
“yay! i’m gonna be sick!”
“and then the squirrle at dib’s greasy head.”
“are we there yet?”
so um yeah he’s pretty cool…
(3) … omf jashin!!! i f-cking love gir!!
a character on the show “invader zim”
he wears a dog suit and his brain is made of pennies and paper clips
omfg i love gir!!! he is so s-xy!!!
an amayzerful robot on invader zim who dresses like a green dog and he is loved by most people besides the stupid ones.he is hilarious and so adorable.
gir: “i had a sammich in my head”
“i lovded u cupcake”
“my name is gir here’s my cupcake,its
always here when im awake……..”
the most amazing invader zim character not including zim. -ssigned to zim in the pilot, he is a disfunctional sir unit with brains and body made of things gotten from a garbage (litterally). he is a bad-ss who was best friends with mini-moose and usually ended up ruining zim’s plans on accident.
gir: “gir reporting for duty”
zim: “what does the g stand for”?
gir: “-pause- i dont know…-begins h-tting himself on head-
zim: “for you i’m thinking, a dog”
gir: “can i be a mongosse dog?
gir: i’m gonna sing the doom song now, doom doom doom doom doom domm…
zim: “oh.. why would you do that!?”
gir: “to make for the cupcake”
gir: “i’m dancing like a mokey!”
gir”i lovded you piggy, i lovded you-o-o-o.”
and many more!!!!!!!!!
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