giraffe
a female that can take a d-ck extremely far down the throat.
she has no gag reflex. i bet she’s a giraffe!
a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. it preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. a common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. however they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) they are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`
tourist: there are a lot of eagles in this area.
park ranger: yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.
the most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.
“i wish i was born a giraffe.”
a blunt that has been laced with some type of syrup, usually liquid hydrocodone. since small drops of the syrup usually bleed through to the outside of the sh-ll, the blunt becomes spotty, resembling the neck of a giraffe.
timmy: yo dog, spark that giraffe!
mickey: we ’bout to get lifteeddddd!
the s-xual act of sticking one’s entire head and neck into a woman’s v-g-n-
jack: yeah, i giraffed my girlfriend last night. it was great.
andy: how could you even breath in there?
c-ckney rhyming slang for ‘laugh’.
“i’m telling you it’s nine inches.”
“nine inches? that little thing. you’re ‘avin’ a giraffe, mate.”
a codeword meaning the person was linked to something from the website imgur.
“giraffe.”
“why are we saying giraffe?”
“we are from imgur but secretly don’t want you to know.”
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