girl

female br–sts
“wow !! what a gorgeous pair of girls !!”
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a younger form of a woman. if you tried to have s-x with a girl, you’d be arrested, you d-mn pedophile.
what a cute little girl!
the creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.
proof that girls are evil:

first, girls need time and money:
girl = time – money

and we know that time is money:
girl = money – money

we also know that money is the root of all evil:
money = evil ^ 1/2

therefore:
money ^ 2 = evil

so we are forced to conclude that:
girl = evil
“you can’t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.”
its time of the god d-mn month again and yet i am still here on this god d-mn earth.
girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = ‘money’ squared
and:
money = ‘the root of all evil’
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared

therefore:
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they’re evil
guy 3: you’re just bitter cuz you haven’t been laid in a while…
rumored to be real; urban myth.
girls come in three different formats: -.jpg, -.gif, and -.png.
a creature i will never win over
i can’t get this girl to love me.
all nice and sweet and innoccent…until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
bob:”hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you…”
alice:”what!are you calling me fat!!!”