girl check

street term for breast self exam (bse). the “br–sts” are the “girls.” a check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.
experts do not agree about the benefits of bse. talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you.”
the ability for any guy(like myself) to tell the gender of anyone writing a lenghty definition(about 15-20 lines) with regular english words. this is when you are able to pick apart the gender of the writer(easiest to spot women who are trying to prove something or make it look like they know a whole lot about the subject and that you don’t) by the words that they use. biggest clue word ever for a smart allickey girl is the use of the word-menstrual- instead of a more insulting word, like b-tch cycle or b-tch switch. if they say menstrual in their definiton they are either a really sheltered kid who has really forward parents or a female.
jack: hey man, you know i was playing halo last night, and this noob kept trying to snipe me, so i turned around and charge 100 feet towards the punk with a shotgun and shot its -ss up.
he start whining over his headpiece that i cheated and wasn’t allowed to shoot its character so i told it to turn off the b-tch switch. making fun of it for being a fruit. then it typed.
punk noob: don’t make fun of the menstrual system you cheater!

jack: wow, you really need to work on your girl voice you punk -ss b-tch, maybe next time i won’t mistake you for a guy when i hear your voice, good thing my girl check sense is strong when it comes to typed words.