Girl Gravity
the mysterious force that acts on large groups of females when they pose for a photo. while never strong enough to affect anyone in the background, or any male ever, it is strong enough to cause a slight buckling of the legs of photographed women.
sarah strapped her knee before going to her hens’ night, as her physio had warned her of the danger of girl gravity.
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