Girl-lie
like a drunk-lie and a little white lie, but makes less sense. told by a girl, not necessarily your girlfriend with the hope that you don’t investigate the parts of the lie that fail the logic test. neither malicious, or mean-spirited and told for no apparent personal gain.
when a girl is caught in a girl-lie she may:
explode into tears.
tell even more lies that make even less sense.
compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
or
fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
her dissatisfaction with her job.
something her therapist told her.
something about her period.
or something you did that you don’t remember that was never mentioned until now.
i caught her in a girl-lie about her dinner last night then she started to spin out of control, called me a n-z- and cried uncontrollably, like it’s my fault she lied.
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