girl minute
equal in time to about ten, maybe fifteen, guy minutes.
baby, yelling from the bedroom walk-in closet “i’ll be ready in just a minute, honey”
honey, sitting on the living room couch for the last half hour deleting things from his cell phone “k, baby. is that a girl minute or a boy minute?”
“girl!”
honey turns on the tv, kicks up his shoes on the coffee table, throws the remote to the other side of the couch.
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