girl percussionist
a girl who plays a percussion instrument. normally only a few in a grade and sometimes in the school. if there are more than 1 half of them are normally really cute. also since they spend so much time around guys they are normally tomboys and have a guys sense of humor. they’ve probably dated at least one person in their section, most likely the 2nd cutest one because the 1st is obsessed with percussion and “doesn’t have time for a girlfriend.” all in all, girl percussionists are the ones that have the most guy friends, the most boyfriends, and the least amount of girl friends, and they don’t care either.
“omg did you hear that sydney is a girl percussionist.”
“yeah she’s the perfect candidate, her being all tomboyish and smokin’ hot.”
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