Girl Pretty
when a woman is more than cute, but less than hot she is girl pretty. ideally, you want a wife that is girl pretty.
jessie ware, amber coffman, mya, and bryce dallas howard are all fine examples of what would const-tute being “girl pretty.”
when a guy spends 20 minutes or more in a girls shower using all her hair and skin products…..when a guy spends the nite with a girl and uses her shower the next day and all her shampoos , soaps and face cleaner…..spending 30 minutes in a hot shower of a girl you spent the nite with shaving your nut sack and conditioning your hair and cleansing your face….
while you were at work , i got all girl pretty !!! i used your shampoo , conditioner , face scrub , i even shaved my nut sack with your razor !!
d-mn boy , where you getting all girl pretty for me in the shower…you were in there for 30 min…all the hot water is gone…and you smell like a girl !!!!
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