Girlant
a measure of f-ckability based on the weight of a female. it is defined by the ratio of “would have s-x wtih” to the “effectiveness at which her b–bs are able to cover a man’s p-n-s”.
g=s/t
girlant=(s-xability)/(t-t f-ckability)
may also be used as a measure of a male’s intoxication level.
jenny’s much more girlant now the she is snorting cocaine. it’s too bad her t-tties are too small to f-ck.
the opposite of buoyant.
meghan can hold very long under water tea parties because she’s just so girlant.
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