Girlfriend Experience
when an escort offers a service more akin to a ‘real’ relationship rather than just s-x. the escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for s-x (as what might occur when dating). men who indulge in such girlfriend experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying the hobby.
it’s get the girlfriend experience – i don’t need to try to impress her – she’ll come out with me on the town and later i get garunteed s-x. but she is still a prost-tute, it costs me.” … “what’s the difference between that and when you were going out with my sister?
an female escort who provides more then just s-x.
besides great s-x, she provided the girl friend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging
the true girlfriend experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prost-tute and dosen’t want to use a condom.
upon finding the m-ssage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the “girlfriend experience” because he really, really wanted to catch aids!
or
i had a cop in here earlier saying he was “doing research for a movie” and asked me what the “true girlfriend experience” was. so i told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. can you believe that sucker left beliving me? what an idiot!!!!!!
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