Girlfriend Goggles
when you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.
bob: my ex looks ugly, what the h-ll did i see in her?
ian: you must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
almost the opposite to beer-goggles
when a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.
“that chick over there is pretty hot”
“nah not really”
“oh sh-t he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him.”
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