girlfriend in training
a female companion that is more than a friend, but not quite a full fledged girlfriend. often is followed by becoming a full fledged girlfriend.
my girlfriend in training and i are talking about taking the next step and going out.
a relatively s-xually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of -ssistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin’.
guy #1: how’s your new chickie?
guy #2: dude, i had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
guy #1: well… she is a girlfriend in training after all…
(n.) a female who is still just a friend. a future girlfriend and often, a future ex-girlfriend.
melissa is no longer a girlfriend in training. but you say she just a friend.
a naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedos-xual intentions.
watch out! your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.
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