Girlfriend Insurance
the act of cheating in the beginning of a relationship, by any means defined as cheating, with a female, for the sole purpose of the “just in case she cheats on me” clause while hence in a relationship. opposition definition “boyfriend insurance” aka “sl-t” clause.
john got with jane but heard she cheated on five other boyfriends, so john got girlfriend insurance and hooked up with jane’s sister jill.
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