girlfriend jeans
designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.
“dude, nice girlfriend jeans. your package is noticeably bulging and your -ss looks like it’s eating them in the rear. what, the little jailbait gf make you burn all your old baggy -ss dirty denim?”
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