Girlfriend Syndrome
when after getting a girlfriend every woman other than her becomes not as hot. this makes your girlfriend look much more beautiful and s-xy to you because she’s your girlfriend. much self-esteem is lost after a breakup with the girl and your friends will pester you for ever going out with her.
tom: man jim thinks his girlfriend is the hottest girl on the earth!
joe: yeah, he’s come down with a bad case of girlfriend syndrome.
tom: i know the chick he’s dating isn’t even hot!
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