Girlfriend who lives in Canada
a term often by a person who might be a closeted h-m-s-xual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his h-m-s-xuality. in the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.
in the musical ‘avenue q’, a character is a closeted h-m-s-xual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he s-xually pleases her everytime he sees her.
john: brett has a girlfriend? i thought he was gay!
bob: well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in canada!
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