girlfriendless
an adjective combination of ‘girlfriend’ and ‘less’. a term used to describe when a person (usually a male) is lacking a girlfriend. i.e ‘girlfriendless’. usually a common affliction in nerds and young adolescent boys.
can also be modified slightly to describe a state or condition of ‘girlfriendlessness’. this is a common condition found on wow forums.
another variation is ‘girlfriendlessly’ used to describe one-wordedly the condition of being girlfriendless.
mother: ‘hey, haven’t you found a girl yet?’
son: ‘(sigh) nope, i’m currently girlfriendless’
cute girl: ‘hey aren’t you together with (insert name here)?’
boy: ‘nope, i’m girlfriendless and totally free’
person a: ‘i can feel the girlfriendlessness on this forum dude’
person b: ‘yea this is a blatant sausage fest’
person 1: ‘omg look at roger! he is girlfriendlessly driven for poon tang today!’
person 2: ‘yea, he is even hitting on the b-tter-faces… he must have blue b-lls. his girlfriendlessness is getting on my nerves.’
roger (to girl): ‘listen, i’ve been so girlfriendless for so long right now just a whiff of your perfume is making me pitch a tent’
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