girlpocalypse
the moment where one’s relationship with a girl cannot get any worse is called a girlpocalypse. incidents may include rejection, ignorance, etc..
guy 1: hey, bro, how’s it going with that chick?
guy 2: ah, we broke up.
guy 1: so when was the girlpocalypse?
guy 2: i don’t even know when it started.
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