girls lacrosse

a somewhat variation of guys lacrosse. with so many rules and regulations, i am surprised they don’t make us tiptoe down the field. invented because apparently we are not “tough enough” to handle boys lacrosse. this is bullsh-t, along with girls lacrosse being complete and udder bullsh-t. i personally, would like to see girls h-tting each other with sticks. i know i’d love to hit certain girls over the head.
ref: “this is a penalty because you were too close to that girls face.”
cate: -jumps on ref and beats him with her stick.-
“then why dont we wear fanking helmets in girls lacrosse!”
a variation of guys lacrosse. but, played with skill instead of muscle.
girls lacrosse : it’s a game of skill.

guy: dude, girls lacrosse is so whimpy! you don’t even hit eachother!
girl: yahh i’d like to see you try and run down the feild without your ginormous poket.
a sport similar to guys lacrosse but shouldn’t even be compared because it’s cooler and better. moving on, girls lacrosse is really fun and involves a lot more grace and skill than guys lacrosse. the goalie has to be pretty awesome too because b-lls are flying from all directions at all hights. girls lacrosse is a pretty sport to watch and only meant for the most athletic and coordinated girls.
#1: did you see that girl fly down the field?
#2: yeah, she sure is pretty and graceful, not to mention talented.
#3: it’s amazing how they keep the ball in that small net, that takes coordination! they rock! all girls lacrosse players rock!
a somewhat variation of guys lacrosse. with so many rules and regulations, it’s surprising they don’t make the team tiptoe down the field. invented because apparently girls are not “tough enough” to handle boys lacrosse. this is bullsh-t, along with girls lacrosse being complete and udder bullsh-t. i’m sure many people would like to see girls h-tting each other with sticks. i know i’d love to hit certain girls over the head.
ref: “this is a penalty because you were too close to that girls face.”
player: -jumps on ref and beats him with her stick.-
“then why don’t we wear helmets in girl’s lacrosse!”
girls lacrosse is a diriveted of boys outdoor lacrosse. still consisting of 3 midfielders 3 attackman 3 defens-m-n 1 goal per team on the field.

it is basically an insult to a great game.

the goalie for girls lacrosse is hardley a position, considering b-lls fly at about a fifth of what boys shots do.

it does not take much skill considering u can run down the field resulting from a lack of phissical contact.

played by mostly dike girls.
ref: penalty! you were closer than 2 feet to the other girl!

girl:this game is bull$hit. its just a terrible idea to have girls play this! its a complete disgrace to the game. girls lacrosse sucks

ref: yes it does, maybe you should go back to softball you dike.
not even a sport, where a group of usually ugly girls walk around in circles dropping a ball into a net. in this sport you can not cause any contact beacuse it may cause a girl to break a nail.
man watching paint dry is more entertaining than girls lacrosse
a pathetic excuse for a sport. easily my least favorite sport to watch or play. once you learn how to cradle (easy as h-ll) you can literally just run straight down the field…. the funny thing is that somehow girls still manage to drop the godd-mn ball all the time.

impossible to watch a full game without gouging your eyeb-lls out.

all the girls are f-ggots…. there is a shot speed limit!!! lololololololol. they were the stupidest facemasks ever.

pretty much a sh-tty, less entertaining, less intense, worse, less skill involved, less speed involved, version of mens lacrosse… which is amazing.

so many penalties and rules that it is just plain stupid.

i can say with total honesty that i hate girls lacrosse.
in guys lacrosse you can fake, dodge quickly, shoot fast, hit people, actually play defense!!!

i bet if you look at calories burned playing girls lacrosse vs calories burned playing guys lacrosse…. guys lacrosse takes the cup by a long shot.

so, fat girls should play something else as well.

overall, girls lacrosse is a total suckfest.
girls lacrosse, lol