girls’ night out

a planned event, usually held at a cheesy irish pub or dance club, where groups of females dress provocatively, flirt insessantly, dance badly, and accept free drinks from desparate single men. the event usually ends when one female p-sses out in her own vomit or when one of their boyfriends shows up.
marsha is having a girl’s night out this friday, so we can head down to cheetahs.
when the girls go out shopping and return home late. usually in a drugged out and drunken stupor. a good oppurtunity to change the locks on the doors.
my ex had a girls’ night out and came home the next day accusing me of cheating on her when she was gone.
a night of partying with only females, that entails drinking heavily, acting silly, and checking out boys.

often used as an excuse to get away from one’s boyfriend…
john was being such an -sshole that i really needed a girls’ night to help clear my mind and put our relationship back in perspective; after a night of drinking and sillyness we decided that it’s time that i dump him.
a typical girl’s night out consists of a bunch of girl’s getting completely dressed up, including but not limited to excessively sl-tty or overdone makeup, then going out to a club/bar type place to then get completely wasted all the while flirting with unsuspecting single men while their husband/boyfriends remain none the wiser.

please also note girls night out does not have to include alcohol or a bar/club, if a moderate amount of male bashing goes on including but not limited to the boyfriend/husband, then a girls night out has occured.

if the girls night out does include a bar/club it should also include having gullible lonely men pay for drinks as well.
dumb girl 1: hey ladies its been a while time for a girls night out!!
dumb girl 2: yeh lets h-t up the club this friday and leave the guys at home!
dumb girl 3: alright! i finally have an excuse to wear that sl-tty shirt i bought last fall!

random boyfriend with sense observing conversation: uhh the last time you went out like that, you came home drunk as h-ll, with some random numbers stuffed in your purse.

dumb girl (doesnt matter which one): shutup idiot! we had to give them something for paying for all the drinks. duh.

boyfriend: oh okay, so its okay for me to go out and have some idiot pay for my drinks and give out my number in return then?

dumb girl: if you do that i will rip off your b-lls, fry them in oil and feed to the dog.

boyfriend: yeh,…okay,…sounds fair.
an evening excursion for a group of women all of whom must dress in revealing or scanty attire, and who should, as part of the etiquette of the event, consume large quant-ties of alcohol, and make a lot of noise. it is conventional at such events for one party to vomit whilst another holds the retcher’s hair back from her face.
gillian’s girl’s night out had been a great success with only minor casualties.
a clutch of females, friends, who escape from their ordinary lives and go out and act like they don’t have responsibilities or boyfriends. this excursion can also be girls night in, ie staying at one females house together as a group.
after this week i am looking foward to girls’ night out with kate, laura and becca.
a night where girls get together to gossip about everything, gossip about their relationships, watch boring movies about love and romance, discuss fashion tips, discuss their evil plans of controlling their boyfriends/husbands, or simply find an excuse to talk for no reson whatsoever.
and afterwards, they go home and talk to each other on the phone for hours about their night out.

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