girly laps


not similar to normal laps around the track. no, they are far different, in the sense that they are more feminine.
simmons: just for talking back, you can’t do girly laps.
grif: you’ve gone blind with imaginary power, simmons.
simmons: oh ho, on the contrary, i think i’ve gone blind with very real power.
sister: seriously, what the f-ck are girly laps?!

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