girt


large, great. (dialect, dorset uk)
– girt big donkey d-ck
– girt smelly cheese
past tense of gird, as in “gird your loins.” seldom used except for a line in the australian national anthem.
“our home is girt by sea.”
leave quickly out of necessity
“i saw the cops so i was like, hey man, let’s girt!”
stupid synthetic phonic test introduced by the uk government in in 2011.
those kids got to do ’em girts so they be literate.
one hot motherf-cking piece of -ss who anyone respecting man would tap, can be used as a nickname
look at that girt in the red shirt; she’s giving me a b-n-r
hey girt!

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