Girth Spirt


when a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.
girl: “d-mn baby how you feeling these days?”
pregnant girl: “i feel like i gained 5 d-mn pounds last night in my sleep.”
girl: ” i remember those days. that’s a girth spirt.”

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