Gisborne


the first city in the world to see the sunrise every day,
gisborne is on the east coast of new zealand and is famous for having beautiful surf beaches, nzs shortest river and many a pot-smoking dole bludger.

also home to rhythm and vines every new years eve and the origin of the word bro.
“bro you hitting gisborne for new years?”
“yeah bro.”
town about an hour outside melbourne, victoria in australia. also known as gizzy/gissy/g-town. gisborne has a population of around 7,000 and 6 different hairdressing businesses. it also has a kick-rs- fountain.

inhabitants often have sense of gisborne’s superiority to surrounding townships, particularly romsey, lancefield, sunbury and woodend. justification of this superiority is debatable.
sally: “hey john, are you going to the gig in romsey this weekend?”
john “pfft. no way. romsey’s a hole. at least gisborne has a train station!”
gisborne on the east coast of new zealand is the place to go if you love n-gg-s and u wanna smoke some crack or your a pretty girl and wanna hiding.
example 1 :
maori: sup ow u knw wea i can get a dolla bag in gisborne ow ?
other maori: yeah g all ma cuzys own da meth labz g i can hooks u up g.

example 2 :
maori girl to her friend : ow look at that b-tch g shes with a hot as guy how dat ugly b-tch get him g we shuld knock hur right owt ma cee ?
friend to maori girl : yeah ma cee hu duz dat b-tch thnk she is c-min go g-town and take all our boys thatz us ma cee lets gang her

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