gittleshit
the act of bloating yourself in front of a group of people to impress them. this can also be done through m-ss text messages, or online communications like facebook messages/theads/comments. and random acts of stupidity that only the person finds funny.
jared just gittlesh-tted the random girls he saw standing in the line for the club by asking them to suck his d-ck in the “vip” where he will buy a bottle of smirfnoff for 300 dollars with 3 100 dollar bills and a remark of “do you think these will cover it”. naturally, the girls declined his invitation.
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