Giuseppe
s-xy g-d, absolute genious, pure cl-ss, i like.
cristiano ronaldo=giuseppe pia
an italian name, which means “large p-n-s” in the ancient indian language.
indian: did you see that guy?
other indian: yes.
indian: i wonder if he has a giuseppe?
other indian: probably.
a limp d-ck after long and hard s-x. also when a d-ck gets limp halfway through s-x, such as when switching from missionary position to doggy, resulting in having to mash the d-ck in half-limp.
jenny: what’s wrong baby? let’s go again.
richard: sorry baby, i really want to, i just have a giuseppe.
he is a creepy, nerdy guy, shops at gap and just won’t shut-up! he flirts with any girl in sight and sometimes even guys. if your a giuseppe reading this then you are absolutly pathetic. lol
kinky: blah blah and then blah blah.
erin: oh ya and blah blah
giuseppe: my great-grandmother got runover by a semi-truck.
kinky and erin: start laughing
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