Givashitometer
a preson’s internal gauge measuring the amount he/she cares about something at a given point in time.
joe: are you going to that meeting this afternoon?
mike: dude, my givash-tometer is at an all time low. probably not.
scarlett: where shall i go? what shall i do?
rhett: my dear, my givash-tometer tells me i don’t give a d-mn.
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