Give her the Bret Favre
to send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.
doug: dude, remember paige from the bar last night?
kevin: yeah. did you give her the bret favre?
doug: of course!
kevin: did you remember to use the zoom!
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suck on mah …..(insert word) suck on mah …..(could mean anything symbolizing making love )
- glitterblast
the act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a s-x partner immediately after -j-c-l-t-ng onto the aforementioned face. janet: “omg, suzy, you look fabulous!” suzy: “yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me.”
- Goccha
a type of computer virus that inhabits computers only on april 1st of each year; it them mysteriously disappears. this virus is very dangerous and some fear that it even causes dimentia. consumption of alchohol and relaxation are prescribed in the event that your computer becomes afflicted with the goccha virus. goccha
- googleplexed
when you have been bored and surfing the net all day, and you come to google and have no idea what you want to learn about next. staring at the screen, all high couldn’t even think of anything else i needed to know about… had i seen the whole f-cking web. googleplexed>
- gooze and snooze
when you a guy m-st-rb-t-s, then “c-ms”, and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping. i cant get to bed so i’m going to pull a gooze and snooze.