Giving a Hobbit
when a person is sleeping, either shave your p-b-s or theirs, c-m on their feet while they’re sleeping, and then sprinkle on the hair, thus giving a “hobbit-like” apperence
“yeah, i was with this girl i didn’t know last night and we hooked-up, we were drunk. anyways, she p-ssed out after we had s-x, and i decided on “giving a hobbit” while she was sleeping, you should’ve seen the look on her face.
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