gizzler
3 toed couch sloth that when not in hibernation in his “gizlair” comsumes gloutonous amounts of free marijuana and stuffs himself with expired pastries and arizona green tea from his local arab food mart.
habits: sleeping on the clock, begging for bong hits, h–rding scrumptious goodies in his gizlair, complaining of having to work 2 hours a day picking up dog p–p, feeding pit bulls, and doing minor house ch-r-s while watching hbo on demand!
the gizzler himself
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