Gjeto’s Taint


proper noun describing the rubbery area between the scr-t-m and -n-s; commonly inhabited in elderly indian men, or the most vile, disgusting, and nasty smells a human can come into contact with.
dan: “how can u breathe up there with all that smoke?”
cory: “i can’t really, that scr-p box fire has this whole plant smelling like gjeto’s taint!”

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