Gladys
the most amazing girl you will ever meet. she is smart, strong, and beautiful. anyone would be happy to have her as a girlfriend; she is loving, caring, comp-ssionate…
one word: amazing
d-mn, my girl is a gladys!
the most amazing girl . she’s shy at first. she’s funny, always laughing. she’s smart. she’s the kind of girl that will be there for you no matter what. she’s loyal. she’s awesome. she’s beautiful. she’s sweet and kind hearted.
boy 1: d-mn look at that girl.
boy: she’s a gladys.
a hipster.
gladys is a hipster with a monkey hat on.
gay lady.
wow, that is one hot glady!
1.) a catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.
2.) the name of the wife in the famous salt lake city mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, little johnny in 1962.
3.) the female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of rodriguez and gladys. (featured in parade magazine c. 1998)
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examples:
1.) that gladys is a h-lla woman y’got there, mister rogers.
2.) when the church refused to enroll little johnny, gladys went absolutely ape-f-ckin’ sh-t. but later, she got a lawyer and sued.
3.) c’mon gladys, let’s go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation. or we can take their money. (later copied by nbc’s dateline show.)
a heavy-handed mildly overweight woman who clumsily takes your -n-l temperature at the doctor’s office, as opposed to a more skilled sarge.
i got my temperature taken by a gladys and my -sshole won’t stop bleeding. i sure wish i had the sarge instead!
a fatty that has huge -ss eyes that pop out of head. she likes to stare at people blankly and is antisocial. people run from her because her intimidating looks
todd: -comes home crying-
mom: “toddy whats wrong?”
todd: “gladys stared at me with her protruding eyes!!!”
mom: “im sorry you had to see that honey” 🙁
todd: “yeah i know, she’s hideous”
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