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• japa-frickin-nese

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• Langeleering

  the act of telling any woman at any given time that she is “a great lady” regardless of whether or not she’s actually done something great. a woman gives man dirty look, tells him to go away, man replies “you’re a great lady”. once that statement is made, the man is officially langeleering.

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